Tuesday, September 20, 2005

PFO Speech

A lot of you who know me know that I was at PFO and was the comedy person for the talent show. Something in which I took great pride in doing. One of the things that I did was to write a speech and then read it like Ryan did with the Constitution. The problem was that I was interrupted before I could finish...like I was suppose to be, but I still wanted people to be able to finish hearing the speech so I thought what a better place than right here to express myself openly, so here it goes:

O say can you see. Fore score and seven years ago, I had a dream, that this was one small step for man...and one giant leap for mankind. To be or not to be because basically I feel the need...the need for speed. When you are floatin' like a butterfly, and stingin' like a bee, a dry vodka martini,shaken, not stirred is the only way to be. Show me the money and Ask not what your country can do for you, because you had me at hello. That which does not kill you makes you stronger. Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a circle of life. I have not yet begun to fight. You have nothing to fear but there's no place like home. It's not easy being green. And always remember "Read my lips"...I am not a crook.

Peace out...later on.

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