Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does Barak Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Apparently Lindsay Vonn's downhill gold medal was taken away from her and given to president Obama. After further verification it was found that no one has gone downhill faster than Obama.
Be Blessed...and be a blessing.
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